"Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap.
He said all you need is to write them a song.
Now, you haven’t heard it yet, so don’t try to sing along.
No, don’t sing along.”
I need to show this to my boss. We had a customer named Monica the other day, and I kept singing this to him, whenever he mentioned her name…and he DOESN’T REMEMBER THIS!